“This is Chuck. Press 1 to leave me a message. Press 2 to have me page you.”
Hey – what in the hell is going on, kid? So I gets this email and it says sign this petition to make Subway stop using them plastic straws. Cause they findin’ some big ol’ turtles with a plastic straw in their nose. And in California that’s a law now. So why do them politics bullcrappers worry about crap like this instead of figuring out how do you keep some guy who’s just come out of a loony hospital from buying a shotgun and a case of ammo? Can you tell me that?