“This is Chuck. Press 1 to leave a message. Press 2 to page me”
Hey, kid, I been watching all that supreme court judge stuff. Now you know I didn’t have all that much schoolin’. But sometimes it’s just common sense and even an old mill hand like me can see what’s what. This conservative stuff sounds good if you’re rich, or you’re a preacher, or a political guy. But sometimes it ain’t real life. What I mean is — it’s OK to go around saying you’s pro-life, until your youngest daughter gets pregnant. It happens, kid. And it’s mighty easy to hate them gay folks until your kid tells you he’s gay. That’s stuff for the family to solve, not some dumb-ass politician.