Saturday, 7/20 Trump’s antics Make Him A Hero”

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Charlie, them news guys just don’t get it.  Their screamin’ cause Trump’s lawyer guy had some tapes of Trump payin’ off another model gal.   So the news guys figure folks will be pissed off.  But, kid, they ain’t.   I stopped at Stosh’s Tavern for a brew with the guys last night and they are happy.  I mean happy and maybe jealous.  The guys what voted for him, they ain’t pissed off.  They’s made him some kind of hero cause he got the cash to  get a good lookin’ gal to sleep with him, and here in the Mahoning Valley, ain’t nobody can do that.