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You know, kid, I was an old open hearth guy all my life. So I know heat. And I never seen no heat like what they’re havin’ in Northern California. Be damned glad you moved out. The prez he says their ain’t no global warning, and that fat guy on the radio – Rush Whoever – he just says anything the prez says. But when half the country is burning up and just like an old open hearth – their sure as shootin’ is global warming. Maybe when the ocean washes up on Miro Lager they’ll believe. Don’t let them guys bullcrap you, kid.