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You know how I hates twitter. So I’m tryin’ to watch the news today, and everything is about twitter. This one twitter this, that one twittered that. The prez don’t stand up and look us in the eye too much, he’s sittin’ in the crapper twitterin’ away. It’s like everybody is important and they think everybody else cares. Bullcrap! I’m an old steel guy used to work the coking ovens and why the hell do I care what them Kardishy ladies does?