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You get that email thing about them China dogs? Seems like this time of year, they eat up 15,000 dogs. Some kind of festival deal. Well I remember when I was a kid fightin’ in Korea, them guys there ate dogs, too. It’s a culture thing, kid. So somebody wants me to sign this petition and send some money to make ‘em stop, but seein’ as how they been eatin’ dogs for hundreds of years I figure they ain’t going to stop. Then I gets a petition to make office buildings turn down their lights at night cause birds was getting’ confused by them. Bullcrap! If half of these people would pay attention to the elections and stuff we might have a better Prez and Congress guys. People should be worryin’ about other people.